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Well, it's the health blog of a 30 something women who is getting married in 2010. My fiance is a lovely comicbook loving geek. I have a disability called Cerebral Palsy. You should know, that I usually loathe discussing my disability. I am not one of those women who defines her social life and personality via her disability. You'll never find me choosing "wheelyQT" as a username, or any other such rot. Yes, I use a wheelchair but I don't go to disabled lunchclubs or list disabled as an "interest" on yahoo membergroups.
  Being disabled is something I deal with every day and am tired of. I see myself as a person who was brought up to excist on a level pegging with the rest of the world. I have no disabled friends locally because, most of them attended disabled school here (The same one I attended til I was 4) They are all my age, yet dress like they fell into the cheap bin at the a Cancer Research shop and died happy! It worries me, it really does. They all have carers the same as I do but look scruffy and smell of wee.
  I don't judge all disabled people by the same standards that I see all too regularly here, but it is unbelievable really. I think it may be a generational thing,  because at the colleges now, there is a healthy crop of young disabled people who think like me. They dress according to their own taste, have great style and are treated with adult respect. Harrah!

and so...

I am  32 years old and I am what should consider alternative. In the 80s/early 90s  I loved bands like Poison, The Quireboys, Pretty Boy Floyd , Tigertailz, Tuff and Extreme. Along with T-Rex, Bowie, The Beatles, Adam Ant  and Placebo. So you can expect me to be out-spoken and forthright!

I have gender issues that are complicated and as such, won't be discussed here. If you want to learn more about me generally, read my various blogs all refering to different aspects of my life. They can be found at http://morethan1.50webs.com/

Anyway....

 I am hugely digressing. This is a health blog, yes! Started because I have a non existant monthly cycle and re occuring thrust infections, along with things that feel like thrush and drive me mad. I need to make a note of things and have a place to rant. I have a hard time being a girl, but I would dearly like a baby in the next couple of years. So this is the place I'll talk Periods, Doctors, tests, infections, pregnancy tests, weightloss and such. Here, I am 100 percent female! Gah.. what a thought. Oh ...

By the way.

I've read a lot of "trying to concieve" sites.  A lot, if not all of them use coded language for sex, vaginal fluid, monthly flow and intimate body areas. Such as :

2WW (aka. TWW) ~ Two Week Wait - Luteal Phase - 14 days after ovulation
AF ~ Aunt Flo, menstruation, period
AH ~ Assisted Hatching
AI ~ Artificial Insemination
AKA ~ Also Known As

BABY ASPIRIN ~ a/k/a children's aspirin which contains only 81mg of aspirin used to quiet immune system
BBT ~ Basal Body Temperature
BD ~ Baby Dance, Sex
Beta ~ Blood test for PG
BFN ~ Big Fat Negative (Pregnancy Tests)
BFP ~ Big Fat Positive (Pregnancy Test)
 BC ~ Birth Control
BCP ~ Birth Control Pills
BBs - BooBies AKA Breasts, Boobs, funbags etc
 

CB ~ Cycle Buddy - Same cycle day as yourself!
CD ~ Cycle Day
CL ~ Corpus Luteum
CM~ Cervical Mucus, Icky Sticky
CP ~ Cervical Position
C# - Cycle Number
CP - Cervical Position

DD ~ Dear Daughter
DH~ Dear Husband
DP ~ Dancing Partner; spouse, or significant other
DPO ~ Days Past Ovulation  
DTD ~ Doing The Dance, BD, sex
DUST ~ Alumnae sprinkle PG Dust~*~*~*~*~*~ on us TTCers
DPT - Days Post-Transfer

EC ~ Embryo Cyro/Freezing
EDD ~ Estimated Due Date
EPO ~ Evening Primrose Oil
EWCM ~ Egg-White Cervical Mucus
ER ~ Egg Retrieval
ET ~ Egg transfer
EPT ~ Early Pregnancy Test

FMU ~ First morning urine

GP ~ General Practitioner
Gyno ~ Gynocologist

hCG ~ Human Chorionic Gonadotropin - detected in HPTs
HPT ~ Home Pregnancy Test
HSG ~ Hysterosalpingogram - x-ray

ICSI Microfertilization
IUI ~ Intrauterine Insemination
IVF ~ In Vitro Fertilization

KEGELS ~ The muscle used to stop the flow of urine.

LH ~ Luteinizing Hormone - detected in OPKs
LOL ~ Laughing Out Loud
LP ~ Luteal Phase, days between ov & AF
LMAO ~ Laughing my ass off
LAP ~ Laparoscopy
LMP ~ Last Menstrual Period
LSP ~ Low Sperm Count

MC, m/c ~ Miscarriage
MF ~ MaleFactor
MIL ~ Mother in law
M/S, MS ~ Morning Sickness

O or OV ~ Ovulation
OH ~ Other Half
OPK ~ Ovulation Predictor Kit
OB/GYN ~ Obstetrician/Gynecologist
OMG ~ Oh My God

PG ~ Pregnancy, pregnant
PNV ~ Prenatal Vitamin
PCO ~ Polycystic Ovaries
PCOD ~ Polycystic Ovary Disease
PCOS ~ Polycystic Ovary Syndrome
PMS - Pre-menstrual Syndrome
POAS - Pee on a stick (Home Pregnancy Test)

RE ~ Reproductive Endocronolgist - doctor who specializes in fertility problems
R-FSH - Recombinant Human Follicle Stimulating Hormone

SOD ~ Sex on Demand
SA ~ Semen Analysis
SAHD ~ Stay-At-Home Dad
SIL ~ Sister in law
STD ~ Sexually Transmitted Disease

TCOYF ~ *“Taking Charge of Your Fertility*” by Toni Weschler
TR ~ Tubal Reversal
TTC ~ Trying To Conceive
TMI ~ Too Much Information
TR - Tubal Reversal
TIA ~ Thanks in Advance
TWW ~ Two week wait

U/S - Ultrasound
UTI - Urinary Tract Infection

Frankly, I find MOST of this stuff TWEE and juvenile. I will probably use some of the terms listed here, especially in regard to medical tests and conditions. That said, Sex is NOT a  "baby dance" and Pregnancy is not PG!  - in the UK PG is a brand of tea and a movie rating.  While I'm about it, my boobs are not BBs!  I'm an adult and speak frankly in life, so this blog will be the same. I don't need 'baby dust' or 'a cycle buddy'. What I do need though, is a disabled friend with kids, who has been there and is a real person!  *bows*

So this is me and my life. Feel free to say hi and comment! I don't bite really ;-)